Temporary reporter job @ S. Jersey newspaper
"This person will write news and feature stories, take photos and interact with the public and government officials in three South Jersey towns," the ad states. "Start date is June 28. End date is in mid- to late-September. Experience preferred. Must have own transportation. Monday through Friday schedule, with some night work."
E-mail cover letter, resume and writing samples to firstname.lastname@example.org. No phone calls.